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复习累了?来看看考研界的“4个离大谱名场面”,看完你会觉得今天还能再学两小时

  • 2026-09-30 09:01:43
复习累了?来看看考研界的“4个离大谱名场面”,看完你会觉得今天还能再学两小时
考研这件事,除了背不完的书、做不完的题、涨不完的分数线,还有一堆“都市传说”。有些听着像段子,有些却是真事;有些离谱到让人想笑,笑完又有点心疼。今天不谈备考技巧、不灌心灵鸡汤,带所有疲惫刷题的考研人,要告诉自己累了就停下来看看,比起极致内卷,平稳上岸、顺利走完流程,才是最大的幸运。

都市传说一:一张婴儿照,逼出了考研“现场确认”新规

当年考研报名刚开通网上上传照片时,系统审核还没有现在这么严格。有位老哥可能是觉得“本人照片”就是“本人的照片”,于是翻出了自己出生几个月的婴儿照,堂而皇之地传了上去。
结果到了考试当天,监考老师拿着准考证,对着面前这个二十多岁的大小伙子,来回看了三遍,又看了看照片里那个婴儿,陷入了沉思。
这件事后来传到了教育考试部门,成了当年考务会议上的“经典案例”。为了杜绝类似“离谱操作”,考研报名从此增加了“现场确认”环节——你必须本人到场,刷身份证、人脸比对,确认“你”确实是“你”。

都市传说二:“研王爷”12战,66岁上岸

天津“考研奶奶”仝正国,50多岁的她第一次坐进考研考场。此后十几年,她一次次报名、一次次落榜、一次次再来。据报道,她前后参加了12次考研。2014年,66岁的仝正国终于被河北大学录取,成为当年全国年龄最大的研究生新生。
顺便补个热知识:在“连续考试”这条赛道上,隔壁高考圈的梁实(截至2024年已第28次参战)、唐尚珺(16战上岸),同样传奇。
所以正在二战、三战的你,先别急着emo。

都市传说三:考场直接发答案?是真的

2019年考研,山东师范大学自命题科目《外语教学理论基础》考试中,监考老师竟然把答案当成了试卷发给考生。几乎同时,青岛理工大学自命题科目《城乡规划理论综合》也出现试题错装问题。当时有考生回忆,拿到“试卷”后才发现内容不对劲,像是参考答案。随后学校紧急宣布补考,并为补考考生报销往返交通费、住宿费和餐费。
原来“开卷考试”不是梦想,是事故。

都市传说四:惊天泄题大案:弹弓射试卷,600余名考生成绩作废

2016年考研前夕,全网大量网友爆料,英语、政治、数学、西医综合等统考科目,疑似出现大规模泄题。考前数小时,完整答案、真题内容就已在QQ群、微信群,最终找到此次泄题案的源头,是原监狱监区长曹某,被刑满释放人员罗银山以百万高额报酬重金利诱。在考研试卷封闭印刷、全程保密的严苛管控期间,曹某利用职务便利,违规潜入保密区域,用相机偷偷翻拍了政治、英语、数学、西医综合等8科完整试卷。曹某将储存试卷原图的内存卡,捆绑在简易弹弓弹射装置上,趁无人之际,直接将存储卡弹射射出监狱保密区域。
结局当然也是大快人心,全国首个重大考研作弊典型案件相关责任人都已被判刑。
今天如果实在学不动,就允许自己歇一会儿。喝口水,出去走走,听首歌,睡个午觉。放松不是堕落,是为了明天还能继续“战斗”。
等你缓过来,继续背你的单词,刷你的真题,整理你的错题。
那些离谱的故事看看就好,真正属于你的结局,还得靠你自己一页一页写出来。
考研路上,你听过或遇到过最离谱的事是什么?
#考研都市传说#考研趣事#考研减压#考研人加油#考研日常#考研打气#调整心态#笑一笑
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