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老师快30了,到处找老婆?这份语文试卷把我看笑了…

  • 2026-10-27 06:08:59
老师快30了,到处找老婆?这份语文试卷把我看笑了…

今天看到一张小学生试卷，真的绷不住了。题目让“照样子写句子”，例句是“乌鸦口渴了，到处找水喝”。孩子很认真，按句式一琢磨，直接写成：老师快30了，到处找老婆。整行字端端正正，像是完成了“标准答案”。

更出人意料的是，后面成语填空也没手软。“杠上开花”“金莲送药”这种词一上，整张卷子从语文考试瞬间变江湖现场。你以为老师会抓错字？图里红笔批注却像是卡壳了，只能在旁边留了一堆涂改痕和短评——看得出来是既想严肃又忍不住五味杂陈：孩子不是乱写，是在认真模仿句式。

你小时候有没有写过这种“认真但离谱”的作业？评论区说说：你最社死的一次作业是什么？

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